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January 31, 2012 / Jack Kelly

Edsger Wybe Dijkstra, You’re a lying bastard.

Were I a being with the capability of emotion, I’d be quite angry right now. Alas, Fortunately I am not capable of such frivolities, so I shall just have to be completely and empirically correct instead, Shan’t I?

Edsger Dijkstra, on a regular day, was a Highly influential and super awesome computer scientist who did prolific work in mathematics and computing. On these regular days, Dijkstra is a rightful hero to me. However, amongst his many awesome quotes, I feel I must address a certain one:

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January 18, 2012 / Jack Kelly

Bad ideas for a Presentation

In College – The UK Non-University College – I’ve recently been asked to deliver a group presentation to my tutor group. For character building or something; most important for somebody studying computing.

Anywho, whilst my team are probably racking their mind over what they can actually do a presentation, I’m working furiously on ideas for presentations that would be funny/unique but ultimately stupid. Here’s what I have so far:

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November 7, 2011 / Jack Kelly

A confession

I concur; A public blog may not be the normal choice of confessional location, but I feel that this problem I will not fix this problem if the confession is merely muttered to myself, or told to god; which is the same thing, to me at least. So here it goes:

I’m not a very consistent blogger

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June 26, 2011 / Jack Kelly

Gaming – Why the Wii U is already years behind the competition

The big console news at E3 This year was of course the Wii U

Wii U

image from http://www.randomprodinc.com/

Watching the unveiling, It seemed the crowd was somewhat reluctant to applaud at first, though admittedly not many people would congratulate an assortment of words from a very young child’s vocabulary as the chosen name for a console. But fine, I imagine we’re all able to look beyond Nintendo’s Rather Accomplished “Terrible Name Department”

The Developer response to the announcement of the Wii U was indeed spectacular, and if I were here to represent my Nintendo-hating bias, would accuse them of pumping concentrated oxygen into the convention rooms, to explain the almost mechanical giddiness of the developers.

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January 6, 2011 / Jack Kelly

The worry of the Intellects

Oppression it seems is the way of the world. It’s a cold pleasure to look back on all those in history who have thought “Why are the cleverest bullied by the dumber”. It is good to take solace in times of hardship from the comforting feeling that you are a descendent of a greater kind. But it is cold to think that this has been the way of the world for millennia  now, and it is cold to think – for the foreseeable future – it is a boundary of society that is to continue.

I fear the reason for this is equally degrading.
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